The title of this post says it all. But what or who was stupid? Me, me . . . me!
A family member invited us over for a Fourth of July barbecue and evening festivities. Everyone invited was asked to bring a side or dessert. There is a salad I love called an Overnight-Layer-Salad. My recipe makes a lot and I'm the only one in my household who likes it, so I rarely make it because most of it goes to waste. I decided to bring this salad to the barbecue.
This salad has lettuce, hard-boiled eggs, peas, bacon, mayonnaise, onions, sugar, and cheddar cheese. So far, I've been able to eat all of those things with no problems whatsoever.
This is where my stupidity came in.
At the barbecue, I dished up a modest amount of the salad. It was soooo good! So I scooped another serving. And then another. (Stupid.) After all, I seldom get to enjoy this delicious salad! And then I took another serving. (Stupid!) Honestly, I lost track of how many servings I took. (STUPID!)
The rest of the evening went well and was enjoyable. I had a good night's sleep. But then . . .
About mid-morning the next day, I had to run to the bathroom. I had very loose stool and some cramping. A few hours later, it happened again, only now it was straight diarrhea. The bathroom trips continued through the day . . . and through the night, until about four in the morning.
Thus my saying I was stupid. The running to the bathroom all day and night with diarrhea and cramping was completely my fault. It was a direct result of my lack of self-control. I probably would have been okay with one salad serving, maybe even two, but as much as I took, it might have made a person with a completely healthy colon get sick, let alone someone with colitis.
But that's not all. There is more.
The day after my "aftermath" started, we were supposed to leave for a camping trip. During my four a.m. stint on the toilet, I was thinking, "We're supposed to leave in a few hours! Am I going to be okay? Should I not go camping? (I missed the previous year.) Should I go and take my chances? How could I be so stupid?!?"
I really was not sure what to do. However, in the morning, as I had gone over four hours without a bathroom run and my stomach did feel a little better, I crossed my fingers and climbed into our truck. My husband did remind me that we were towing a trailer and if needed, he could pull over so I could use the trailer's toilet. Thankfully, that was not necessary. And my stomach became better and better each day. So it was good that I did not stay home. But the whole situation added a layer of stress that was completely unnecessary.
That fact that I ate so much salad at one time was stupid. The fact that I did so within 38 hours of leaving on a trip was stupid on steroids.
Hopefully, I've learned my lesson.
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